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I'm not dead.
Hey there, sorry I've been so quiet, I have been really busy with RL and my work. Boring but true. Hope to get back on the blogging track soon, Lots of Love, AAE xxxP.S. Just while I'm gone here is a...
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PUKE ALERT
Nononono...it's just milk, right? It's gotta be milk.Somebody pass the fucking eye bleach.
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Nailed.
How I felt seeing Edward again after watching 1 1/2 hours of tanned, buff, shirtless Lautner in New Moon.
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Is it just me...?
...Or is Jackson's gf preggers with the rabbit from Donnie Darko?Thanks to eagle-eyed reader Katie, who also said what we're all thinking, when we're not busy being delighted and happy for The...
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Just in case Rob hasn't got the message that Nikki is, like, SOOOOO OVER HIM, she's released a song with hubby Paul McDonald to show the world how in love they are, and that she DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING...
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The Word: Twi-Humor.
The definition: Oh, you don't get it, bitch? Because you didn't watch the motherfucking movie. BOOYAH
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9021-OH-OH!!
I've just popped back out of my really busy RL for one second because apparently Americas sweetheart Jenny 'such little teeth' Garth and the good doctor are calling it a day.Aw... *sad face* Click over...
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My First Time Watching Twilight: Part 1
"They're going to kiss. They're TOTALLY going to kiss!"
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The First Time I Watched New Moon: Part 1
"Goddamn...I really want one of those giant muffins."
View ArticleBreaking Down Breaking Dawn #352
So now we've all had sufficient time to stop squeeing at the new BD2 teaser trailer, we have a few questions:* If Bella is "the same temperature now" as Edward, does she have permanently hard nips?*...
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Kristen: I fucking love her but...
Is that marijuana on her tits? She needs to take that off. NOW. *Ahem, the towel too.*
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No, wait...wasn't it Edward who was an ice bucket??
I can't even be arsed to feign enthusiasm over the fact that some waster has carved a Bella statue in Ice. Here is a picture.READ ABOUT THE STUPID ACCOMPLISHMENT HERE
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Dear Murderous Flesh-Devouring Rage,
You have never looked so earth-shatteringly hot.You may now commence to having your complete and total way with me, even if it's slow and painful. Yeah, go ahead and make it reaaaallll...
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Truth Tuesday
I guarantee if these two sold a sex tape, it would blow the revenue from all four Twilight movies out of the water.
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It's Time...
My dearest darling bitches... The time has come to say Goodbye. We just can't do this anymore. Things have changed and its not like we wanted them to...they just did. Its not anyones fault. You know...
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